Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[Jason]

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater for 8 seconds and had she must have enjoyed it..but I didn't.

[MasterMo]

You know what would REALLY suck?

If someone immediately pointed out that this is a copypasta, thus denying you the fun of anyone unaware of the meme being confused by it.

[Fernando110900]

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater for 8 seconds and had she must have enjoyed it..but I didn't.

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.

I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.


Old Copypasta is old.
(Spammer Jason strikes again.)

[Smiller]

More copypasta? Put it back on 4chan where it belongs.

[myshoesarebrown]

Pics.

[WhyGuy21]

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater for 8 seconds and had she must have enjoyed it..but I didn't.

lolwut

This is the best reply of mine, on this forum, EVAR!

[Jason]

it's actually from ign, the thread is over 100 pages long JEEZE GUYS NOT EVERYTHINGS 4CHAN GOD but this really did happen my mom said we didnt have to take showers my sister enjoyed every minute of it she pretended to pull her hair back and she enjoyed seconds of being underwater

[MasterMo]

That's what they all say.

... as part of the copypasta.